Art Vs Artist!!!

I SMACKED MY FOOT ON THE LEG OF MY BED AND MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
WHY MUST PAIN BEFALL GOOD PEOPLE

anyway how about that huh 
DO I LOOK LIKE MY ART???? ...NO?????? FINE  
HAVE I BEEN WEARING THIS HAT ALL DAY?????? YES

Template that I completely botched: BLEH