they really are though omg one time i was in the kitchen and i leaned over the counter to grab something in the cabinet above, and i leaned back and realized that the counter was swarming with ants. i looked down in horror and saw like 5 ants crawling up my shirt and arms and i FREAKED OUT and normally i don't freak out about bugs but GOOD GOLLY GOSH that's not as awesome as my robin story but man i was runnin around swatting my arms like a mad woman
But if THIS is reverse psychology than I'm NOT reverse psychology You are
you seriously are like wonder woman if I had ants swarming on me I would've died I would've laid down and died About a week ago I got trapped in a bathroom with a spider Sitting there messaging berry in all caps that it was demon spawn of evil and was tempted to tell you to get your butt out of Ohio and come kill it Everyone in the house at the time was aracnaphobic and the Chihuahua wouldn't eat it HemightactuallystillbeinthereohnoD8
Rapsnel: I'm I the only one grossed out by the ant. Mer: Me only a little. Hiccup: Nope*eats food that had ants on it* Girls: * Looks at him with the look you give someone that said he was Judas* Hiccup: What it's extra protein. Help we out here Frost Jack were the F**K did my sandwich go? Toothless: Hahahahah
I can totally see this playing out: Toothless eats Jack's sammich, Jack goes to take a bite with his eyes still closed only for his teeth to snap together without actually biting anything, Jack blinks his eyes open owlishly since it takes him a few seconds to notice his sammich is gone while Mer and Hic crack up, and Toothless licks Jacks face leaving a trail of dragon slobber and crumbs on Jack, thus revealing the culprit of the missing sammich.
This is too cute and better than I imagined it! Rapunzel's reaction to the ants and the look on Hiccup and Merida's faces to Toothless!!! Also I'm gonna take my sketch books with all of our drawings to school tomorrow because my friend really wants to see them